Trash Talkin' World Leaders

Obama's Next Appointment

In the latest news from Washington, D.C., President Obama has appointed action-star Wesley Snipes as his National Security Advisor. Analysts say this move was not altogether unexpected, with the President insisting that "...Mr. Snipes has been on my radar for a possible cabinet position ever since he was arrested for tax evasion."

When asked to comment on the possible appointment of Snipes, Tom Daschle responded, "I don't pay taxes, I don't play those games. I'm Tom Daschle. T.D., Touchdown." Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner simply grinned like an idiot.


"The two things that are certain in life are death, and me kicking your ass."

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World's Worst Pickup Lines

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