New Law School Opens in D.C.

This week, the Ariel Sharon School of Human Rights Law was officially opened in Washington, D.C. The school (Accreditations: Indian Police Service, The Office of Dick Cheney) is currently accepting applications for its Class of 2011. A preliminary list of classes being offered is provided below:

* I Also Have A Dream: Why Rodney King Was Guilty- Fmr. Detective Mark Fuhrman

* Habeas Corpus and Other Optional Rules- Fmr. Attorney General John Ashcroft

* Modern Day Fiction: From 'Geneva Convention' to Michael Crichton

* A History of Legal Philosophy- Fmr. South African Minister of Law & Order Adriaan Vlok (There will be assigned seating)

* Field Trip to Guantanamo Bay- 18 spots available (Only 7 for the return trip)

* Introduction to Art- Final project: Making a doormat using the UN Declaration of Human Rights

* Gender Equality & Women's Rights- Mike Tyson (Summer '08) / Ike Turner (Fall '08)