World's Worst Pickup Lines

"You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

"Those are beautiful earrings. Do you mind if I take a closer look?"

New Column: World's Worst Boss

Hi, I’m the worst boss on the face of the Earth. I’ve recently joined the writing staff of this blog, and I’ll be periodically updating readers on the world as seen from the perspective of the worst boss. Ever.

Seen below are photos of two of my employees, along with what I said to each of them at that moment.


"Look at me when I’m talking to you."



"Ahh, you must have just read my performance review of you."