Thursday, March 27, 2008

Breaking News

In a stunning development, the production of 'Lou Dobbs Tonight' has been outsourced to Balaji Telefilms in Bangalore, India. In a prepared statement, a CNN spokeswoman announced that "...while the show will retain its title and highly xenophobic slant, Lou Dobbs will be replaced as host by a random Indian dude."

Our sources have revealed that the decision to outsource production of 'Lou Dobbs Tonight' was driven primarily by the potential for cost savings. While Dobbs' annual salary was $800,000, the random Indian dude will reportedly rake in Rs. 150 and a complimentary masala chai daily.

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