New Guinness World Record

The Guinness World Records organization recently announced that South Africa has broken the record for the world's most concise criminal code. South Africa's criminal code consists of a single phrase, "White => Innocent". The previous record-holder was the nation of Bangladesh, whose criminal code is "Coming Soon. Good luck!"

In an unrelated development, two South African producers are planning to remake the 1999 film 'The Hurricane' (starring Denzel Washington) in Afrikaans. It will be called, 'Guilty, Guilty, Guilty'.