You're Fired...In A Good Way

Now that the U.S. Economy is in a free-fall spiral downwards, companies are looking to fire people more than ever. But what if they want to let people go, without hurting their feelings? A creative way to tell people they're fired is to tell them they've gotten a job that is entirely fictional. Here are some examples:

"Congrats, I've heard you've been hired as..."

* "...Switzerland's Army General."
* "...Hank Paulson's hair stylist."
* "...Minister of Human Rights, China."
* "...a non-racist LAPD officer."
* "...an Indian Railways bathroom cleaner."
* "...the Pakistani Prime Minister."
* "...Sarah Palin's newspaper delivery boy."
* "...a minority in the Republican Party."

Can You Tell The Difference, Yaar?

In a modern-day political twist to the Coke-Pepsi taste test, GMCTTC is holding a contest, "Can You Tell The Difference, Yaar?" In the picture below, one of the men is Indian, while the other is Pakistani. If you can tell which one is which, you'll win a one way flight to either Karachi (Pakistan) or Mumbai (India). It doesn't really matter which one, because either way you'll get diarrhea, robbed, molested on a bus, and stared at by smelly South Asian dudes.