South Asian Pickup Lines

Boy: Damn, girl. Eid Mubarak.
Girl: Uh, it's not Eid.
Boy: Really? Because my eyes haven't feasted on your fine self for 30 days.


Boy: Girl, you remind me of a bakra (goat) that I once milked. It was cute, and so were its kids.
Girl: (Silence)


Boy: I have a Green Card. Pick you up at 8?


Boy: Damn, you look like you need to cool off.
Girl: (Silence)
Boy: Did I mention I have running cold water from a bore well?


Boy: Hey! Your biodata is acceptable to my family. You have 3 days to respond to my proposal.


Boy: Damn girl. You look like Mahatma Gandhi. And I'm wery patriotic...


Boy: I am attended a English mediums school. Therefore, educationing is deweloped by my brain. Success. You are a smart?


Boy: Girl, show me those ankles.
Girl: I'm not a girl.
Boy: (Awkward)


Boy: Hey, you know, I'm not that into domestic wiolence as you are thinking.
Girl: (Calling the police)


Boy: Hey, infant.

Can You Tell The Difference, Yaar?

In a modern-day political twist to the Coke-Pepsi taste test, GMCTTC is holding a contest, "Can You Tell The Difference, Yaar?" In the picture below, one of the men is Indian, while the other is Pakistani. If you can tell which one is which, you'll win a one way flight to either Karachi (Pakistan) or Mumbai (India). It doesn't really matter which one, because either way you'll get diarrhea, robbed, molested on a bus, and stared at by smelly South Asian dudes.