Flavia- The Café of Choice

Anyone who's ever worked in a corporate setting in America is probably familiar with Flavia. Millions of office-goers each day use Flavia's signature machine and flavor-pouches, in conjunction with their wildest imagination, to pretend that they're actually drinking coffee. I recently visited the Flavia coffee laboratory in Cambodia, and learned that the following flavors will be introduced soon:

~ Borscht
~ Success
~ Spicy Diesel
~ Partially-Hydrogenated Soybean Oil
~ Ethiopian Nightmare
~ [Insert Country With Political Instability] Decaf
~ Absynthe (Not available in the U.S.)
~ Caffeine-Induced Rage
~ Brown Water