Tuesday, April 15, 2008

World's Worst Boss

Dear Analyst,

Tweet. Tweet. Do you know what that sound is? It’s the sound of the birds singing their sweet tune in my ears. Man, it’s so beautiful here in Ibiza, Spain. The sun is like a golden amulet, spreading its rays over the entire island. I wish you were here. Just kidding, I don’t.

I can’t tell where the ocean begins and the sky ends here. But I can tell you when you’re free time ends- right now. Get up off your lazy a--, I need you to build me a model by tonight. Whoa! Sorry, I just had a flashback to when I used to have your job 20 years ago. It sucked pretty bad. LOL

P.S. I wanna fight you so bad right now.

[Sent from my Blackberry handheld]

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