Yesterday, a woman was rushed to the NY Eye & Ear Infirmary after going on a date with Al Pacino. According to the woman's family, the couple was dining at a restaurant in the Lower East Side. Pacino had tried whispering 'sweet nothings' in the woman's ear, at which point her eardrums started bleeding and she was knocked unconscious by the volume of Pacino's voice.
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